…and there goes the neighborhood.

Lowell Sun

LOWELL — Every night before going to bed, Gail Nagle, 64, checks on her boyfriend, Armand Viollete, 74, to make sure he is comfortable. Last Thursday, she was horrified with what she found: dozens of cockroaches scurrying over the bed.

“I told him to get up and get out of the bed. There were roaches everywhere,” Nagle said yesterday. “He lifted the mattress, and there were more.”

Viollete is blind and suffers from bladder cancer, chronic back pain and a heart aliment. Nagle is also legally blind and undergoes dialysis treatments three times a week for kidney disease. But her failing vision can detect motion. The crawling swarm of insects were unmistakeable.

The couple have lived in the Lowell Housing Authority’s 399-unit Bishop Markham housing projects on Gorham Street for five years. They said they want an affordable, clean apartment.

“We are not here because we want to be,” Nagle said. “We are here because we have to be.”

Yeah that’s just what we need.  More “roaches” in our low income housing.  They don’t just become a burden for their neighbors; they become a burden for the entire city.  It all starts with them playing their little roach music at all hours of the night, hanging on the stoop peddling their drugs (That’s not racism…that’s a fact).  Then you’ve got the regular roach domestic disturbances to deal with.  And just when you think you’ve gotten used to their antics, someone complains that their little roach schools aren’t good enough and then we’re busing their little roach children off to Belvidere and Highlands on our dime.  It’s a story as old as time.

Property Taxes on their way up…F’yeah!



Lowell Sun

LOWELL — City councilors voted last night to raise the median property-tax bill next year for owners of single-family homes in Lowell by an average of $120 — and nearly $300 for three-family homes.

The increased bills were a result of councilors voting 8-0 to support a property-tax structure in which industrial and commercial homeowners pay a rate 175 percent higher than residential homeowners. The rate shift is the highest allowable under state law.

Overall, the tax rate is set to jump from $13.27 to $14.27 per $1,000 in assessed value for residential homeowners, and from $27.46 to $29.73 per $1,000 in assessed value for industrial and commercial property holders.

That’s it?  Just an average of $120?  Why not go even further?  It’s not like anyone is going to leave.  Nobody ever leaves Lowell.  F’ it! I say double the property tax….Especially for those freeloaders up in the highlands.

How about the trailer for “the fighter.” Does that do anything for you?

Vintage Win for the Maroon and Silver Raiders…..

Lowell Sun

TOPSFIELD — The ‘new-look’ Lowell High football team scored 19 second-quarter points in a very short period of time as it handed first-year head coach Jeff Moore an impressive 22-14 debut win over perennial Super Bowl contender Masconomet Regional on the road last night.

The Red Raiders broke open a scoreless game with three touchdowns and then held off the Chieftains, who had ripped Lowell, 35-12, in last year’s season-opener at Cawley Stadium.

Veteran 1,000-yard running back Angel Escalera had a big game with 181 yards on 31 rushes and a pair of touchdowns, while quarterbacks Kyle Edwards and RJ Noel alternated series and both contributed heavily to the big triumph while splitting the duties.

Boom!  Was that Mike “The Killer” Kowalski out there, or Angel Escalera?  My god, it feels like 1997 all over again.  I know it was only a win over Masco, who’s like the Notre Dame Academy of Cape Ann.  But you can only play the teams on your schedule.   I’m pretty sure the Chelmsford and Billerica coaches saw this box score and immediately ordered the trainers to move the next scheduled Winstrol cycle up a week.  Dracut coaches didn’t see the box scores because they don’t print them in the “funnies”…..whoaaahhh!

Eff You Boston Magazine and Your BullShit Rankings. LHS is still the Balls.

Lowell Sun

WESTFORD — A few local high schools — led by Westford Academy — have made the honor roll, finishing at the head of the class in a recent ranking of the state’s top public high schools.

The September issue of Boston magazine names the 50 best public high schools in the state, grading each on data from the Massachusetts Department of Education.

Locally, Westford Academy scored the highest mark, landing at 36 out of 50, followed by Groton-Dunstable Regional High School and Littleton High School, which rank at 37 and 38, respectively. Burlington High School is at 42 on the list.

“I am extremely proud,” Westford Superintendent of Schools Everett “Bill” Olsen said. “We have a combination of an excellent staff, excellent students and excellent families, who all work together with one goal in mind, and that is to bring the best education to the children in this town.”

Color me unimpressed.  To manage my business, I’ll take a seasoned Red Raider over these green Ghosts any day of the week, and twice on Sunday.  Sure these pickles can average 500 on their SAT’s, but can they survive Spirit Day in the Riddick Field House? 

I’ve checked out all these schools on the list…and they’re all identical.  The only thing that sets them apart is the different ways the parents are spelling Aiden and Braiden.  In other words, nobody needs to take the LRTA to school because mom has Volvo Cross Country that seats 6.

And how on any planet is “graduation rate” an authentic measurement for how good a school is.  What, if Lowell High all of a sudden had a 12 to 1 teacher to student ratio, are we saying that would keep for example, the (fill in the blank Asian kid) from dropping out to join TRG?  How about the kid that drops out because he’s working full time at night and he’s having trouble waking up for school?  Or the sophomore who drops out because she’s expecting her second child? How is that an indictment on the school?

Seems to me you didn’t even need to bring in Babson Professors to do crazy math formulas (averaging) to complete these rankings.  You could have just listed the top 50 schools in the state based on a community’s household income and celebrated the exact same results.  But, I’m just a Lowell High graduate, and that would probably make too much sense.

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Think we could maybe refocus our traffic enforcement?

Lowell Sun

LOWELL — A 19-year-old Lowell man died at the scene of an early-morning car accident on a dangerous stretch of Pawtucket Boulevard that also sent a young woman to the hospital with serious injuries.

Capt. William Taylor said police were called to the inbound lanes of Pawtucket Boulevard near Sampas Pavilion about 6 a.m., and found a car that had struck a telephone pole.

The 19-year-old Lowell man who was driving the car was pronounced dead at the scene, and an unidentified young woman who was a passenger suffered serious but non-life-threatening injuries.

The woman was taken to Lowell General Hospital, but her condition was not available last night.  Tony Mennella has lived across the boulevard, next to Heritage Ice Cream, for 18 years, and said this was the 13th accident and third fatal crash in that time.

“Something has got to be done,” he said. “It’s a sad thing.”

Just wanted to note that while Lowell Police are giving out pre-written tickets to people slow-rolling through stop signs during rush hour at the old Wamesit St rotary, we have yet another horrific accident on the Boulevard.  Then again, I suppose you can’t generate revenue from dead people.

Cuckoo…Cuckoo…Cuckoo…

Lowell s Shawn Queen displays the Dexter doll she purchased at Toys R Us in Nashua this week. Sun/Bob Whitaker

Lowell Sun

LOWELL — The words hit Shawn Queen like a knife in the gut — a serial killer action figure.

Queen was dozing in front of the television last week in her Lowell apartment when the evening news ran a story about an Ohio man who objected to Toys ‘R’ Us selling the “Dexter” action figure modeled after a television show about a serial killer who kills other murderers.

“I couldn’t believe what I was hearing,” the 49-year-old mother of three grown children said.

“A serial killer doll at Toys ‘R’ Us? Why in this day and age would we want to expose children to this?”

So Shawn Queen’s going after Dexter dolls eh? I can only assume that the guy’s that make Freddy Krueger knife hands, and Jason masks have better legal teams right?

You just blew a .28 on the Stupidalizer

Lowell Sun

LOWELL — Fifteen people were arrested for drunken driving at a sobriety checkpoint conducted by the Massachusetts State Police and Lowell police late Friday night into Saturday morning on Thorndike Street, and another five alleged drunken drivers were nabbed nearby.

State Police said the total of 20 arrests for operating under the influence in Lowell on Friday night were among 31 made across the state, as a separate sobriety checkpoint in Springfield led to 11 arrests.

What scares me more than 20 bundled drivers cruising through Lowell in just one night, is that there are twenty bundled drivers dumb enough to take Thorndike Street on their sloppy ride home. I mean, there’s only been a sobriety checkpoint there every night for the last decade.  Every bar in the city is tipped off.  There’s no logical reason beyond stupidity that anyone should get caught in this.  At this point, checkpoint officers shouldn’t be asking drivers if they have too many drinks in their system, they should be asking if they have too many chromosomes.