In honor of all you assasins who don’t have to work today and are hanging out waiting for the early puck drop…I present to you the Jack Edwards drinking extravaganza.
Rules: 6 drinks = 1-12 ounce beer.
Bathroom Breaks are only permitted during TV timeouts and required Beer transfers.
UPDATE: I just bumped into the Jack Edwards Bingo game (and a good Bruins Blog) in a google search, so I guess this isn’t as fresh as I thought it was…”That Said”, we can perfect this drinking game.
“Goes/passes from D to D” 1 drink.
“He wins the battle” 1 drink.
“Cycles” 1 drink.
”Forearm Shiver” 2 drinks.
“Gretzky’s Office” 2 drinks.
“Triangle offense” 2 drinks.
“Dangles” 2 drinks.
“Sauces” 2 drinks.
“Answer/s the Bell” 2 drinks.
“Bee in his bonnet” 3 drinks.
“Reach Around” Finish your drink.
“_(fill in the blank defenseman)__ INTENTIONALLY shoots wide” 2 Drinks
Any reference to Brick’s days as a player. 3 drinks.
Any mention of a player by first name: 2 drinks.
Any reference to Chara’s height. For example, “Latendress turns to confront his agressor and realized it was 6 foot 9 inches of pure Slovakian muscle staring back at him, and wanted no part of it.” 3 drinks.
Any use of a self imposed, spontaneous nickname. For example, “Sheriff” Shane Hnidey. Finish your drink.
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~ by Ned on November 27, 2009.
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I think “cycles along the half wall” needs to be at least 2.
Other expressions in need of categorization:
anything including “the dot”
“finishes his check”
“gives up the body to move the puck”
use of the word “bangs” as a verb
descriptions of the liveliness (or not) of the end boards, and double the penalty if it includes a separate characterization of the kick plate.
“high off glass”
I’ll be listening tonight for more of ‘em!
C’mon.. There’s so many more.
Rides the dasher
Down the river
“SAVE BY (-insert starting goaltenders name)!!!!!!!”
etc.
I also forgot to incorporate his disdain for composite sticks.
2- Drinks.
Any sexual innuendo ie. “Bangs him from behind” “reach around”