Spanking Your Wife in Billerica IS and SHOULD be legal.

Boston Channel

BOSTONA Billerica man is accused of spanking his wife during an argument that stemmed over his alleged excessive viewing of pornography on the Internet.

Robert Noetzel, 47, pleaded not guilty to one count of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon on Monday, according to the Lowell Sun.

Police said his wife, Sharon Noetzel, went to the police station to say that her husband chased her in their home, pulled down her pants, and hit her on her behind. She said the spankings left red marks and welts.

As a long time neighbor for upwards of 30 years, I would like to say that a Billerica where a man can’t spank his wife for objecting to his penchant for online porn is a Billerica I don’t want to know.  Somebody is going to have to sit Sharon Noetzel down and explain to her that “Yes, there are laws that sort of protect a women’s rear end from the open hand slap of a husband”, and “No, they are don’t apply in Billerica.” 

Found on Barstool Sports.


~ by Tobes on January 11, 2010.

5 Responses to “Spanking Your Wife in Billerica IS and SHOULD be legal.”

  1. If drag racing and Meth labs are on the up and up, I don’t see why spanking spouses wouldn’t be.

  2. Per Jesco White…”I’m tired of those slimey eggs.” I’m pretty sure Jesco is from Billerica and I can’t imagine how he would react if his old lady objected to his online porn habits.

  3. I actually commute to Billerica to spank my wife…just to be safe.

  4. I wish my hubby would bust my butt i need it and no sexual thing i need a good tanning im a brat! Id admit I am moody and defiant!

  5. I wish my fiance would spank me for discipline! i need that guidence

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