Breaking News: High School Kids are Having Sex

Lowell Sun/AP

HARTFORD, Conn. (AP) — A survey by Connecticut health and education officials shows that about two-thirds of high school seniors in the state have had sex in the past year but only 59 percent of them say condoms were used.

The results from the state’s 2009 Youth Risk Behavior Survey has health officials worried that not enough teens are taking precautions against sexually transmitted diseases and too many are relying on peers instead of parents or teachers to get information about safe sex and healthy relationships.

Could it be more painfully obvious that the folks administering the surveys about sexually active high school students weren’t sexually active in high school? 

I mean at this point, the numbers have been drawn a thousand times.  What possible ground breaking conclusions type can be made at this point?  We know 2/3’s of kids have sealed the deal, and the other 1/3 is trying their f’n hardest.  They just haven’t discover the right combo of cool high tops and/or sweet cargo pants from Abercrombie and Fitch.  Not being on the crew team helps immensely as well.

So by all means, keep polling, and keep hoping that people are going to be shocked when they learn that high school kids want to bang.  Maybe it might be better to move on to something else, like whether or not high school seniors drink alcohol, experiment with drugs, and enjoy facebook.


~ by Tobes on August 17, 2010.

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